HE DANCES FOR THE CRAPPINDALES

THANK GOD THEMS GOTS THE INTERWEBS IN THE TRAILER PARKS NOW.



Wood paneling...check!  Morbidly obese...check!  Missing multiple teeth...check!  Singing along to Lynyrd Skynyrd...check!  Folks, this is a true white trash classic!

NO FEAR OF BAD TATTOOS

I'M BURNIN' UP, CHRIS!



Frontline: Country Boys

If you have never seen this documentary but want to see a white trash life from the inside - buy this mothertrucker today.  My favorite scene is when Chris' family is movin' from one trailer to another one on their muddy rural lot and they got to chase down the pig in the mud.  You cain't make this stuff up.

THIS IS WHERE THEY SHOOT DRIVERS LICENSE PHOTOS IN THE SOUTH

That thars sum grade A moonshine, tellyouwhut.

DALE JR AND BUDWEISER ENDORSE SKANK?
She's classy like that, covering up her what we can only guess are crotchless panties.  Of course classy is usually what you get when you take a photo of a skank on a deck off her trailer next to her Char-Broil grill.

WHITE TRASH WORLD PARADE OF HOMES
At least they spelled it all correctly.  Bonus points for finding another use for a dead appliance, too.

SOMBRERO: $19.99.  FAKE MUSTACHE:  $2.99.  SHARPIE TO WRITE #6 ONTO SOMBRERO: 99 cents.

WHITE TRASH WORD OF THE DAY:  OBAMA

I bought me a case of beer and drank it Obama self.

WAL-MART CAKE
Bet someone is planning to deep fry this bad boy...

THIS IS WHAT STUPID LOOKS LIKE

A DROP IN THE BUCKET

TOO DRUNK TO FUCK

CLASSY LASSIE

HALF-ASSED HOME COOKIN'

TIDE ROLLS!

Well at least she brought toilet paper to the party...